


Astrological Sign: Cancer
Favorite Food: People food
Pet Peeve: People who don’t spay/neuter their pets!
Life Goal: To make a Cat Ball for every cat!
Hobbies: Collecting vintage toy cows, two headed dragons and sewing machines.


Astrological Sign: Gemini
Favorite Food: Cantaloupe
Pet Peeve: Squirrels
Life Goal: “im gonna get dat skwerl”
Sports: We think that Twix was Captain of his school football team.
Nick Name: “Monster”, “Twixie Monster”, “Monster Man”
Theme Song: “(It’s) Twixie Time” sung to the tune of “Business Time” by Flight of the Conchords


Astrological Sign: Gemini
Favorite Food: really stinky fish
Pet Peeve: belly rubs
Life Goal: To kill small animals. Many small animals.
Nick Names: The Troll, Fuzzy Butt
Occupation: We think he might sell drugs. He leaves the house and is gone for long periods of time.
Proudest Moment: “did you see dat rat I cawt? It was reeeeely big rat!”


Astrological Sign: Scorpio
Skill: Better at typing than any other mammal in the household
Pet Peeve: Cats on the counter
Occupation: Secret Agent. Thus the photo mystery.